Attention, potential champions: G-Boobie here. I’ve been away a while. It’s your fault.
I’m serious. You might have started laughing, and saying to yourself or the guy sitting next to you on the bus, “that G-Boobie! What a card! His wacky antics are always fun and satisfying!” You can stop that right now. You are bad people, and you know it. Think about what you’ve done.
OK? OK. Don’t do it again, or so help me, you get the fist. I mean it, too. Let’s just accept that you’ve failed because I have happier news and quite frankly I don’t really want all the gifts you keep sending. I hate dark chocolate, and none of the flowers and velvet boxer briefs are quite the right color. Do better.
So UFGT is coming again! That’s good news, right? This year our favorite major is Friday May 25th through Sunday May 27th. We’d sure love it if you came along. You can find the official thread in the GRAPSF forum, and if you’re so excited that you just can’t contain yourself and need to register RIGHT FUCKING NOW, you can do so at the official UFGT website found here at this link. There’s a discount for registering early, so make your arrangements soon.
There are currently several of your favorite local players registered and ready to go, so hit up the forum and make it happen. Hope to see you around.
I mean it. That’s a threat.