(… Don’t actually front, bitches.)
You may or not be aware of this, but Slappy is some kind of mad, soul huffing pimp. He’s also enabled Tapatalk on GRAPSF.com, which makes keeping up with the rest of us morons while on the go much, MUCH easier. SCIENCE!
Tapatalk is an application for iPhone and Android that allows you to quickly and efficiently manage whatever pits of internet infamy you choose to hang out with (read that as, “forums” – Ed.). There’s a free version, which allows you to browse, but not post. The paid version is, like… Three bucks, says the Google. There are a HELL of a lot of forums using it besides our own righteous and holy empire. SRK, for example. Also… Uh, hold on, let me look here… VWVortex. I guess if you’re into Volkswagons, you might go there. I’m not judging you or your interests.
Remember when I said that Slappy was a mad soul huffing pimp? That wasn’t because of the Tapatalk thing, even though it’s pretty rad. No, sir; he’s a mad soul huffing pimp because if you were to scroll all the way down to the bottom of this home page blog thing (NOT NOW. WAIT UNTIL I’M DONE), you’ll notice a friendly little link that invites you to switch over to the mobile version of GRAPSF.com. You think that was easy for Slappy to do? Do you know how many women and souls he had to degrade to enable that? More than it was probably worth, since I only post once a fiscal quarter.
I’m very, VERY sorry.
Still! The souls and women are already lost causes. Fuck ’em I say: now you can read this garbage on your phone without having to do that stupid “pinch” and “zoom” stuff.
Also? RANBAT SEASON THREE COMING SOON BITCHES.